Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. But never did he think it would link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
Discovering about the birds and the bees for the first time can be slightly daunting, that is, when you are about eight or nine years old. Why this twenty-something woman is weirding out is slightly worrying. Forever alone?
Apparently there's a whale in the picture? I can only see Denise Milani who needs to meet my moby dick. You might think that considering their size, both models are made of plastic and I have it on good authority you would be right.
Ok, so it's not anything new. Room stewards on the big cruise lines do this if your stateroom is a suite or better, but for us lesser mortals this is bound to be a review of a big cloth we use to dry our ass.
If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.