Ok, so it's not anything new. Room stewards on the big cruise lines do this if your stateroom is a suite or better, but for us lesser mortals this is bound to be a review of a big cloth we use to dry our ass.
Well kids, let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to smoke pot and watch porn, rather than getting grounded or have your stash taken, all that'll happen is you'll have to wear a dumb sign round your neck. So toke, and fap, on.
You can always count on a woman to take a traditional costume and transform it into something sensual and full of mystery. I'd love to be rescued by one of these masked maidens..Especially if it was raining!
Good thing the penis is indiscriminatory, i guess blonde hair dye was the 'cheaper' option ! I wonder how bothered sexy Sarah Harding is though, at least she doesn't mince around doing crap shows like the X factor.