Cheer up girl because you have some of the biggest jugs in the land, but all you can do is pull that sour duck face like an idiot. Some people are never satisfied regardless of whatever luck fate has dealt them.
Mike here is clearly a "clutz", but Steve is ridiculously gullible. You have to be careful where you do your transaction these days, trolls are everywhere, destroying their own electronic audio devices just to get the lulz.
Lots of countries have their own martial arts but none of them embody their national character quite as perfectly as the French martial art. All it's missing is eating cheese and being rude to foreigners.