A new magazine for women, that is totally not like all those over magazines that go on about boyfriends and your insecurities and loads of other rubbish that turns you into a gibbering tard. Oh wait, yes it is.
We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.
Take 15 families from around the world, ask them to bulk-buy food for the next 7 days and present it to the camera on the kitchen table....and compare. Strangely the family from the USA looks very lean!?
You know the deal, your girlfriend is being incredibly soppy and sending you all manner of love txts but it just really isn't the right time. You like her and want her to trust you, but is telling the truth the best option in this situation?
There's nothing like venting spleen on some of Steve Jobs' finest achievements in the shiny gadget world. Take a gun, a hammer, and some blunt instruments and start pummelling the crap out of them. Then breath. Isn't that better?