If you want to look like you're wearing the latest styles and want to be the envy of all your friends, then you'll want to get yourself a getup like this. You laugh now but in 10 years time we'll all be wearing it.
It'd be good times with Gemma's voluminous volcanoes smiling down upon you - I'd suggest burning incest & praying to the fire god 3 times a day (at least) - I'd definitely try to climb them & hit it with my hot lava when i erupted !
If you pass out first then you're putting yourself in a dangerous position. You know no matter how many times your buddies stack you full of crap, they're never going to tire of it. None of you will ever learn, will you?
The next time you feel like going out and drinking like a real 'man', take
a look at this guy and it's guaranteed you'll switch from a pint of lager to a glass of milk quicker than you can get the next round in!