Chest-tastic - This is all for charity. She gets her fantastic chest plastered and auctioned off to the highest bidder. I cant imagine this went for a small amount of money cos she is totally smoking!
No doubt we're all thinking the same thing: I wish I was that mannequin, with her straddling it like a cowgirl going into battle. I hope there's an x-rated version of this, and I hope it gets leaked on the web. *crosses fingers*
Some people go to stoopid lengths to hide their baldness - It's not that the idea of converting to Judaism is a bad solution, just some people prefer not to get circumcised at 40.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, so trying to tell a teacher his latest trick is insane will be futile. He jumps off a 40 ft platform into a baby pool filled with less than 12 inches of water. Might as well scare some people right?
Oh my god watching this you realize that if you are a celebrity it is only a matter of time before you will get torn apart by South park and everyone else will be loving it. Thats why this show it such a hit - Hahahahah!!!
The waiting is nearly over, once again it's time to become a deadly assassin. You'll freely roam the city of Venice dispatching your victims with an array of weapons: slicing, stabbing, flying, swimming, doing whatever it takes.
A cop arrests a skater kid and gets rough with him after the skater runs his mouth. Man cops are total assholes but if you are pussy skater then you should keep your mouth shut.
This babe has some serious curves and plenty of enthusiasm when it comes to showing them off! Which is great, because we have endless enthusiasm for watching babes show off the curves!
Boba Fett's worst nightmare comes true as the magic of stop frame animation forces him to perform the famous dance routine from the cult movie Flashdance - He almost nails it too, but is let down by that damn faulty jet pack - WTF?
Let this be a lesson to you ! If you have a near death experience don't go telling your girl about it - even if she's a hottie - else you might end up having to marry her and that could be a closer-than-death experience !