Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(
This lady makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing instead of this dumbass protest!
If you've ever tried to have a go on one of these dance machines and thought to yourself "I'm not bad at this!" - Forget it!!! - These 2 kids will make you feel older than God as they literally bust this machine apart - AWESOME!
This kid gets floored by... a ghost? This is exactly why I don't go to death metal shows: unruly ghosts who don't pay to get in, do what they want and don't know how to restrain themselves.
Sometimes if you are trying to be a boss you have to know your limits! Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!
What better thing could there be to do at this moment than spend some quality time with lovely camgirl Paige, as she gives you every different view of her amazing body you could hope for. This lady is seriously stunning!
Cute chick comes home early and catches her room mate fapping to something on his laptop - When she sits down next to him and asks what he is doing she sees what's on his screen - Prepare to be disgusted - OMG !
Wow what else is there to say when you look at this chicks ass. It is the vision of perfection and that thong/panties make it look even better. I think i'm in love with it.
At Bridge Day 2011, Christopher Ryan Brewer belly flops off an 876 foot bridge after his wing suit malfunctions and his parachute doesn't open fully. Christopher was rushed to the hospital and is currently recovering with pelvic, lung, and spine injuries.
Tv just doesn’t get much better than this. Seriously. It doesn’t! Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television - ‘Doesn’t matter had sex’ comes to mind in this situation – This guy is my new all-time hero!
Sometimes it's good to have friends who come and bug you at work - This mechanic should be very happy his buddy came in to talk with him when he did otherwise this could have worked out very differently - OMG!