In this modern day and age it's disgusting that crimes like this against dried fruit can take place. It's come to something when you can't walk the streets in safety fearing that you will be ravaged and eaten!
What is it about celebrities that in their school yearbook photos they look like the biggest dorks on earth? Is it some kind of revenge thing, to get famous after being picked on for their entire educational attendance?
Next time anyone tells you that Pokemon is for kids, you show them this. "POKEMON IS REAL!!" - That'll tell them. As fpr the Snorlax use 'An epic beard man attacks with amberlamps', its super effective.
Think about it, you can use your thoughts to invoke anything you want to, look at jeebus, he came up with a religion that changed the world, ok, so it took 2000 years, but he had 'other' things on his mind!
Wow, what sort of time paradox does this throw up. Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
Is this supremely fit Sports Illustrated hottie Asian or Latin? We couldn't work it out so we consulted Wikipedia & she's an Australian model of Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese heritage, bit of a mouthful, but aside from that she's hawt!