Is this supremely fit Sports Illustrated hottie Asian or Latin? We couldn't work it out so we consulted Wikipedia & she's an Australian model of Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese heritage, bit of a mouthful, but aside from that she's hawt!
This would be a fail anyway on the grounds that the one whose face we can see looks like she was beaten to near death by the ugly stick. Before being drowned in the ugly pond and sprayed with ugly spray.
This little cartoon will remind us all that when cussing someone's mother, it's best to check they're not suffering from any of the ailments you mock them with. And also, make sure they can't see the words you speak either.