Is someone using all of your stickytape? Just get one of these and nobody will ever want to touch your tape again. In fact, people might even stop talking to you altogether. Could be worse though. Could be Jar Jar.
You know the deal, your girlfriend is being incredibly soppy and sending you all manner of love txts but it just really isn't the right time. You like her and want her to trust you, but is telling the truth the best option in this situation?
Yep, your car has awesome speakers, they are SO LOUD!!! You are so pleased with them you play music at it's highest level throough them night and day. Even your neighbours love them SO much they are envious!
Star of the newest Bond and Hitman, if I had a price on my head and had a hitman/woman after me, then if it was her I wouldn't mind being killed so much, as long as she killed me by strangling me with her firm thighs.
You'll take a look at this image and then double-take. You may even triple-take but before your hurl into your morning coffee or mid-morning coke, take a long hard stare at it. What looks NSFW might turn out to be something else. The mind is a bitch.