Tomorrow's generation is gonna be very scary - Imagine little girls playing around with plastic surgery, breast enlargement and liposuction in the comfort of their own bedroom - OMFG !!
You gotta be careful with that wolf whistle these days cos there's nothing dwarf-like about the extreme nutshot these little guys can mete out! Not all girls appreciate a wolf-whistle so if you're going to then prepare yourself for a world of pain!
"One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can of WD-40." When this starts to happen you know you've watch starwars too much
If you haven't seen this dude before i strongly suggest you give him a go now, this dude is stupidly funny - His comments about the opposite sex reing so true it's scary - GENIUS !
Kansas high school students set up this prank so that they'd cheer like their coach made the half court shot even when he missed...no one expected him to actually ...
Who's the lucky guy in this video then? And has he paid adequately for this privilege? No? Then someone get me the bouncers and let's take him out back and pound his head until it resembles Sloth from The Goonies after he's had a stroke !!
Whats better than a straight up sub? I'll tell you, its 2 smoking hot babes feeding each other and getting pretty hot under the collar as they do it. Hot damn!
The new Bond movie has got me really confused - Quantum = short moment - solace = peace - Now that doesn't sound like 007 to me - this is a brilliant paradoy for the new film - LOL !