Thankfully she's not part of the Iglesias family that gave us that premium douchebag's douchebag Enrique Iglesias, instead she's a fine looking Spanish-Norwegian beauty!
Underwood by name, giving wood by nature! If this blonde cutey needs something to swing on I've got something much better than an old car tyre, an actual swing!
This dog is so awesome, if he ever wakes up from his slumber the Queen of England will have to relinquish her throne and bow down to this god in canine form. The king is dead long live this dog.
Megan Fox said this about her "I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing." Nice :)
Is it me or are Lizzy Caplan, Katy Perry, Emily Blunt, Zooey Deschanel looking like they are the SAME person? Has anyone actually seen them together? Maybe should all star together in a 'touching' movie, i'd watch it!
Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.
Mom said she wanted one of those vibrating electric toothbrushes for her birthday, the only problem is they didn't sel them in the kinda shops i usually visit. Hey, at least this one has an inter-changable head!?
Training a dog to defuse a bomb is a bad idea. Not only does it throws up a bunch of ethical questions, but there's a more pressing question; how will rover know whether to cut the red or green wire?
At last, some cold hard facts reveal the truth (it MUST be true coz it's on the interwebs, right?) - I dunno about the results, a bulgy-eyed, fanged red blobmonster looks like they'd be crazy in bed to me...