When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
It's just this sort of thing that caused Mohamed to make his "no drawing me" rule. It looks like Jesus was actually Maddox from thebestpageintheuniverse.com and he has just fallen foul of he who smelt it dealt it rule.
It's not enough to just walk around with a boring old plastic bag any more, to really stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.
Fed up with boring classes where you don't seem to learn anything, well now here is something that can definitely forward your education and help protect you from the school bullies. It's a shame this project won't get you good grades though!
Ever thought it'd be cool to be able to see the world through the eyes of your cat? Nope, me either, but when you do, it explains a whole lot of their behaviour, like the sleeping on laundry and rummaging in the trash.
Some things just feel good. There is no suitable scientific explanation, they just give a sense of immense satisfaction while plastering a ridiculous look on your face. That weird little zap you got from old CRT televisions was one of these things.
If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.