When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
Wow, what sort of time paradox does this throw up. Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
In print, sarcasm doesn't work. Mainly because the person reading it can't see your sarcasm face. Telling your girl that you've boned everyone in your psych class, including the teacher is therefore not wise.