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Love Sucks
June 6th, 2014 
When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
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September 7th, 2011
So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' when you txt - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.
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May 31st, 2011
It might seem that living in a 3rd World country has it's perils and that finding yourself in a 2nd World country can be full of hardship, but both of them do not compare to the total hardship of existing in a 1st world country :(
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May 1st, 2012
Kids might look all doe-eyed and cute, but deep down they just want to watch the world burn. Possibly. Either that or they just really, really like stomping all over flowers.
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December 30th, 2011
Cheer up girl because you have some of the biggest jugs in the land, but all you can do is pull that sour duck face like an idiot. Some people are never satisfied regardless of whatever luck fate has dealt them.
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February 18th, 2009
Sometimes when your fantasies come true it really isn't such a good idea after all - Best to live with dreams than suffer shattered illusions!
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April 27th, 2011
If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.
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August 8th, 2013
If you're puzzled by what's going on here, you're not the only one. This guy looks about as confused as I do right now. I reckon he just asked for a massage and got more than he bargained for.
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December 23rd, 2008
Next time you go near a spooky old horror house in the woods and think to yourself 'I wonder what's inside, lets have a quick look around?', remember it's a spooky house for a reason !
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September 18th, 2010
With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness. Part of the "Ethnic Cleansing" line of hygiene products.
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January 29th, 2010
Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.
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