When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
The canon of European art is lauded, and rightly so. It's got some fine fleshy paintings that can stir a man's heart. But you can't help thinking it could somehow be improved. And it can, by adding cats.
Here's a perfect example to quash all of those people who say that even though computers are more efficient, sitting at a one all day is wasting your life away. How can they have an argument for this now?
If you want to see a lack of self-respect distilled into an image, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.
Some drunken douchebags have an encounter with a tranny and get more than they wanted. By the looks of the size of her/him I don't fancy those lads chances if things get violent. I bet she/he can do nasty things with her/his handbag.
Man the harpoons, or should that be the chicken basters? I have NO idea what kind of pumping iron produces a physique like this, but all i do know is that i'm tempted to put him in the over and roast his chicken ass!