When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
This is why there are no english superheroes, nothing really happens that the police can't deal with. "I came as quick as I saw the bat sig.....oh, you've got it all sorted then have you. I'll just go shall I?"
Nothing is sacred on the internet, not even fondly remembered Disney characters from our childhood. But that's rule 34 in full effect for you. We're all too jaded to really get offended by this anyway. Sneak one into a Disney store for maximum mischief.
A description of this photo can't really do it the justice it so richly deserves, it's just, well it's just a little bit weird is all. There's a dog in it and a woman and she's grinning. She's grinning a lot. WTF!?!
Some things just feel good. There is no suitable scientific explanation, they just give a sense of immense satisfaction while plastering a ridiculous look on your face. That weird little zap you got from old CRT televisions was one of these things.
If it came to a point where the hordes of the undead had managed to consume the flesh of the living and then they turned their rotting, salivating jaws to the heroes and villains of fiction, well then we'd really be in trouble.