The life of a Fairtrade banana, as you can see in this, is spent cruising about in a convertible & hanging in exotic climes, but things have really improved for our top bananas, it used to be tough as hell !
Forget take your kid to work day -- today is Take a Supermodel to Work Day. Watch what happens when super model, Kate Upton, goes to work with NBA superstars, Kevin Durant and James Harden of the Oklahoma City Thunder.
Some things in life touch ALL men who are witness to it, this is one of those moments! Make sure you take your cup when you are drinking Rolling Rock or you could be in for a very painful ordeal - That HAD to frikking hurt !!
Don't go f#cking up your girlfriend's pattern down there, that sh#t is not cool! I'm troubled by how many times he has to do it, she must've been hairier than Bigfoot. Just keep drinking the vodka and everything will be just fine