So you've just bought yourself a sweet ride. What's your next step? Bucket seats? Furry dice on the mirror? NO! Paint a giant My Little Pony on the door of course. Chick totally dig guys who like My Little Pony.
Itâ€™s both a curse and a blessing. You get to lie in, not have to put up with nauseating or annoying colleagues. You donâ€™t have the boss breathing down your neck, and you can check you emails in your underwear. But thereâ€™s a dark side tooâ€¦
If you want to see a lack of self-respect distilled into an image, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.
You might think that recreating the iconic helm from Skyrim using only bacon would have been done already. Not so. You might also think that microwaving foil is a bad idea. Who cares when you are BACONBORN! Warning, will not protect knees from arrows.