So you've just bought yourself a sweet ride. What's your next step? Bucket seats? Furry dice on the mirror? NO! Paint a giant My Little Pony on the door of course. Chick totally dig guys who like My Little Pony.
He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB and now controls Russia, but his weakness is that he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.
I knew Americans has big appetites but this information is seriously shocking, no wonder they have such a problem with obesity. I'd say that the best course of action would be to cut down to just one a week and take regular exercise.
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
Think about it, you can use your thoughts to invoke anything you want to, look at jeebus, he came up with a religion that changed the world, ok, so it took 2000 years, but he had 'other' things on his mind!