So you've just bought yourself a sweet ride. What's your next step? Bucket seats? Furry dice on the mirror? NO! Paint a giant My Little Pony on the door of course. Chick totally dig guys who like My Little Pony.
When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.
You never know how late you will be out and how far you'll stray looking for the ultimate payout from your 'Trick-or-Treat' ventures. It's best that you organize some transport to get your booty home safely. Kinda.
Everyone's happy in this picture and the couple are satisfying multiple desires. And the inner geek gets to play video games, the inner nerd is surfing the web. The degenerate pervert is photographing themselves boning their girlfriends to satisfy us.
It's difficult being a man, nearly dying every time you get flu, deciding where to pee when you're caught short and you're out and about, and trying to read your girlfriend's mood from her facial expressions. For that last one maybe this guide can help.
It's spam-like stupidity like this that makes it pretty damn easy to see which of your Facebook friends are idiots. Well, that and the fact that London or Rome aren't 'exactly' countries. Best not mention that :(
It's not enough to just walk around with a boring old plastic bag any more, to really stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.