Wrestling's not fake, right? The Muppets invade Raw while Santino Marella vs. Jack Swagger is going down. Beaker gives Santino a potion that gives him agility, strength and maximum energy. Totally believable!?
It's never good to have ideas above your station - For some reason this douchebag thinks he can bunny hop clean over a car. Well lets just say he comes up a little short and neither he or the car come off very well.
It's amazing he managed to walk away from this savagery - You might think that some footballers are a little soft and that they dont deserve all the money they get paid, but when you see this you know they are legit.
Joe, a man who likes to go around to different conventions and ask the attending crowds questions that you really shouldn’t, turns his questionable charms onto the laydeez, he’s knocking them dead with his lolsome approach to picking up chicks.
Do you remember Jack Thompson, an attorney who crusades against violent video games like Grand Theft Auto and said things like, "Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hit man or a video gamer," - Here's a lovely little song about the dude :)
I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't on the top of my list - so wannabe Enrique here is either very confused or really does have a deep-fathomed psychological noodle fetish yearning !!