Wrestling's not fake, right? The Muppets invade Raw while Santino Marella vs. Jack Swagger is going down. Beaker gives Santino a potion that gives him agility, strength and maximum energy. Totally believable!?
And then God created Gisele, and he rested for he knew that once he gave her unto the world he deserved a break, for she was hot, and men would weep upon seeing her heaving bosom and rotund buttocks. Praise her, worship her!
With a lo-fi aesthetic, Australian punk band The Death Set lead an army of pop culture icons, we get Marty McFly in a the radiation suit, Marge Simpson, Spidey, the alien from “Alien”, Mario, Lego, the list is endless. ENDLESS!
Can you remember the days when your dad used to tell you a 100HP car was something to envy? Nowadays 415 horses are more than enough for a sports car but this is how OWNED you'll be against 1000BHP on the freeway - OH-MY-F#CKING-GOD!!
She may look like a preserved corpse but she can certainly move her body. The only way to stay young is to feel young, and she's certainly fighting off the demons of age by shaking her hips and showing that there's still some life left in her yet.