Wrestling's not fake, right? The Muppets invade Raw while Santino Marella vs. Jack Swagger is going down. Beaker gives Santino a potion that gives him agility, strength and maximum energy. Totally believable!?
The Horse has called towing this hearse with his junk the most painful challenge he has undertaken to date. Since they already have the hearse there, they might as well have staged a funeral for his junk.
These two hot chicks think they can take the cinnamon challenge, but one of them gets pranked Cayenne Pepper instead and she doesn't see the funny side of it. It's strange because i can't stop laughing - EPIC!
You kinda have to wonder whats going on here? Crazy dude stops random cars on the road until some guy finally knocks him out. He must have been losing it over something but it didn't work out well in the end.
Can you hear that? It’s the sound of people failing, marching onwards, an army of ineffectiveness coming towards your computer screen, bringing with them the joy of watching others’ inadequacy. So laugh it up.
What with lethal injections not being all that lethal, the state of Ohio has now got to consider other ways to kill off the alleged criminals who are on death row. The Onion have come up with their own solution.
Whoever the girl is who this is directed at, any other answer than a resounding “NO!” would do irredeemable damage to her self-esteem because, well, just look at the guy. Even a severe beating with a rhythm stick couldn’t save him.