Mariah Carey, i used to sit in my bedroom, listen to her music, look at the posters of her on my wall and.... Never mind! She is so huge now that she requires a team to lift her when she falls. It's not her fault, though. She's eating for two... countries.
Can you imagine how much this would have hurt? But seriously what an idiot, what did she think was going to happen. Running into someone at full steam. Someone call a medic because this chick has brain damage (before she had an accident)
Relationships can be difficult especially long distance ones, even if that distance is temporal rather than spatial. Let's say about 68 million years difference, things can change. Don't worry there's plenty more fish fossils in the sea.. LMAO!
This is Smokey Nagata.. Owner and proprietor of Top Secret Tuning factory in Chiba, Japan. This is his V12 Twin Turbo 950Horsepower Supra. Now you know why he's called Smokey - OMFG!!!
Some people have NO luck. Firstly he fails the front flip on the trampoline, then as falling that tips over onto him and then..... Well you'll have to wait for that bit of gold. Guess you could say he was totally f#cked - LOL!
Best. Trailer. Ever. This is the trailer for Robert Rodriguez's new movie starring Danny Trejo as a machete welding muthafunker in this mexploitation grimy grindhouse sleazefest. And it's got Steven Seagal in it. Cinco De Muthafucker!
Charlie Sheen: The coolest new meme-fix drug out there & i know you all want some! Another Sheen-machine remix, you say. Yeah, there’s one or two of them floating about at the moment. Such is the nature of the winnernet.
All the oldies that have retired to Florida have been getting frisky but haven't been bagging it up. STD's are on the rise down there. I guess the warm weather gives them an extra lease of life, the horny old buggers.