Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing never considered the unspoken language of ‘love’. It may sound like complete Russian to most of us, but trust me, your brain will translate the important bits!
When 2 chicks get intimate on the floor with a pleasure-giving device, but are unsure whether to use it or not, you just know that for the next 2 minutes your eyes are gonna be glued to your monitor :)
This man needs to get a real job, messing about with sand like he's got nothing better to do. You're a disgrace man! I'm only kidding, it all gets washed away by the sea anyway, a Sisyphean feat in an unintelligible, absurd world.
You can't help loving a cute chick on live TV & wishing that, maybe, she could be wearing less clothing! Well, sometimes your dreams cum true! the reaction of the TV show presenter when it goes back to him is beyond awesome - LMAO!
Way to hit yourself in the baby maker, i'd consider adoption if you wanna start a familt buddy! This guy failed at being a ninja from the start, because for one you can see him. Everyone knows a true ninja is imperceptible to the human eye.