Now this is stupidly weird and confusing, is there any way in the world you would get into bed with a dude? Think again, because this is a trick i still can't work out, because he changes into a very cute chick - WTF?
Actually we should re-title this "Do Something Impossible", because NO amount of positive affirmations from this dude is gonna make that piece of plywood break over his head. Next time i'd try to use something not so flexible. FAIL!
To boldly go where no other Starship captain has gone before. There's only one man that could get this genuinely excited about the prospect of deep fried turkey and that man is Bill.
Dude starts the video completely naked and then proceeds to get dressed. Backwards. Why would he choose to shed his clothes in what looks like a public park, maybe cos his buddies did something pretty gross to him?
Finally, the two greatest things in the world, porn and The Big Lebowski are brought together for the greater good of mankind. The only thing left to do is divide by zero and watch the fireworks of the apocalypse take flight. Awesome!!!
Sometimes the beast laid plans go to waste! Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")
Not that we're in the business of helping you to torment people, especially when those people have jobs that suck worse than a cheap hooker, but those telemarketers can be annoying, and persistent, so listen up then go forth and infuriate!
Important lesson for female siblings: NEVER leave your phone laying around. After her Dad reads a few of his daughter's dirty text messages to her boyfriend he flips out and destroys her phone with a bat.
It's the beautiful game, but for this player it might turn ugly when he next sees his manager. It's not very often you see sportsmanship like this. A semi open goal with the goalie injured and the striker kicks it out.