It comes to something when nerds make you feel seriously uncomfortable talking about sex-ed! Even the odd scat muncher amongst will enjoy these two studs. They could use them to promote total abstaince! OM NOM NOM!
We've all heard of the Sham Wow, well now comes this new product for all the Mafioso out there or senators who get in trouble when they get a bit rough with those paid for girls! Now you never have to worry when you beat on your call girl! LOL
So, you been watching Glee lately? Really? Gay? If anyone asks, make some excuse about the hot girls in school uniforms or something, or watch Heather Morris and her crazy Glee gang homies doing Dr. Dreâ€™s classic track.
If you go into battle against these guys then make sure you take on their tanks, even if you haven't got any, because you're probably going to come out on top. How do you even get a tank the right way up again?
Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it's like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.
The LAPD keep a suicidal man from jumping by giving him a massive wedgie, which was undoubtedly the #1 thing on his list of things to live for. He'll never be able to live this down when he sees this......*WAIT!
Whats better than a straight up sub? I'll tell you, its 2 smoking hot babes feeding each other and getting pretty hot under the collar as they do it. Hot damn, it's 3 things i love most in life, 2 hotties & a sammich!
Darth does Jay-Z, he's got 99 problems but Padme ain't one, hit it! I'd like to see Jay-Z and Darth have a rap battle 8 Mile-style to see who'd some out on top. If Jay-Z did show Darth up he could always just lightsaber his aiss into next week. Awesome.