This is why I try to stay away from mirrors, and showers, too. Sometimes it's safer to not risk the chance of the crap being scared out of you - I'm very lonely. And extremely smelly, but it's a risk I have to take.
Wow this is what i call job satisfaction, look how much he is loving it! If i lived near this pizza joint i'd either get a job there or eat there everyday!
This what I'm talking about, a super sexy song featuring the raw talents of White Gold and the beautiful Strawberry Summers making music that's sweeter than a sugar-coated kitten.
Next time ther's something wrong in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? NO ONE!!! Well we say "real" but it doesn't exactly fire protons. Buuuuuut it does have all the lights that the Ghost Busters one did, so that counts right?
Do these guys never just pick things up without feeling the inclination to throw it as soon as it's in their hands? It doesn't seem so according to this video. But if you've got the skills then why not? It's everyday AWESOME!
Question: You're in a store and a robbery takes place. Bummer. Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no? Preferably in leather hot pants and not much else.
This chick just learned out the hard way that the Philadelphia Passion Lingerie Football team is taking next season seriously. I reckom she's going to have to re-apply her make up and fix her hair after that.
Now this a sport i could really see myself becomming a fan of - Every time a cute chick gets hit by a ball she has to remove an item of clothing - Somehow i don't see this being an event at the next Olympics :(
THIS is where you want to study! Most universities will advertise their services by highlighting their academic excellence. Lincoln on the other hand will appeal purely to your love of zombie movies. Sign me up!
If you're a cute looking girl & you're in a bikini & you're sitting by the pool, there's really only one way to eat a banana -- and this girl gets it spot on. So if you didn't know, use this as a training guide. Just don't do it in front of small kids.