Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
Sometimes TV commercials transcend what is normal into something unexpected - This clip was either thought up by a genius creative director - Or by
a couch potato with a beer gut to be proud of - AWESOME !
The privacy-loving part of you may not approve, but that’s tough because when has that ever stopped a corporation from doing anything before. An app that stalkers of the world will welcome with clasped hands rubbing together with glee.
It's Ceelo's video for his hit single, and as break-up songs go, it's pretty fucking good. In fact, it's amazeballs to the power of awes. And you've got to love the backing singers cooing in with "Ain't that some shit". Fuck yeah.
Nothing too dangerous about picking up the mail from the mailbox, is there? Nope, totally safe, UNLESS you live inside Michael Bay's mind - This is one EXPLOSIVE postal collection! Haha! Seriously though, people were badly injured - WTF!?!
Can you imagine how much this would have hurt? But seriously what an idiot, what did she think was going to happen. Running into someone at full steam. Someone call a medic because this chick has brain damage (before she had an accident)
Out of all the sports to take a tumble on in the world, cyclists probably have it the worst. The problem is you might be the victim of someone else's mistake. Some of the crashes they take are hideous.
I’m pretty sure ‘I be a lump on you’ has never, ever been a lyric in a song in the history of all time. Unless someone had released an album about cancer. And that’s doubtful. Or maybe the NHS would consider funding it.
Now that the meth business is no more, Walt and Jesse have changed their names and gone into the pawnbroking business. And who should turn up as a customer but Julia Louis-Dreyfus looking to hawk her old Emmy statuette.