Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
"So what you up to today Frank?" "Oh, nothing much, you know. Just abseiling into a lava lake at the fiery molten heart of a volcano. Why, what you up to?" "Oh me? Well, I thought I'd go out in the yard and stare at some grass growing."
Racing looks cool, but it has it's dangerous side. This crash totally wasn't the dude's fault, so he must have been pissed to begin with, but when the wreck catches fire too, I bet he was totally livid. Still, good job he had a camera in the car for us to watch.
What with the G20 meeting in South Korea taking place, the world has a lot to discuss. But forget that, what better way to sort out all our problems than a good old fashioned rap battle. It worked for Eminem, so why not for US-China relations. Am I right?
Meet Marshall Terry, a radio presenter on WFAE and about to do something VERY stupid. The pepper is SO hot that after nearly choking to death he starts hallucinating and then thats when it goes downhill.
Erm, OK. Not quite sure what this is all about. A ninja walks into a bedroom, brutally slays two teenagers then starts getting his groove on with a couple of his ninja bros. It must make sense to somebody?