Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
Cats do the most dumb-ass stupid things, like climb in to silly places so they look like a weird cute mutant snake! I say pick it up and roll it off a cliff and watch as its head rebounds off sharp, jagged rock edges and rips open...Or just gaze and say "awwwww".
Get ready for a fun pug filled spin on the 2003 Christmas film, ELF! Putting a dog in the lead role of a film made famous by Will Ferrell is a big gamble, but Pugs make the best actors. I think we can all agree on this.
Judge Judy, in her own weird way she's kinda hawt, wait, stay with me on this one...A woman in charge with the power to make you 'go down!' - Anyway, i like her a LOT more like this, i bet you could get her to do anything - LMAO!
Riding a bike for the first time, it's a wonderful moment that your child will remember for ever - This mother teaches her kid how to peddle fast, but skips the turning & stopping part, then aims him downhill at a tree - WTF!?!
What is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. Toys, your leg, the couch, a football, the mother-in-laws head. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!
Your mother joining Facebook is definitely NOT a good thing, but there is one excellent get-out clause if she ever tries to add you "IGNORE". Just remember, your parents are there to make your life hell!!!
Sometimes things can become strained in a relationship, like when one of you doesn't appreciate the selection of dips you've been served. And in those situations it's imperative you both act like adults. Adults that are in a kung-fu movie.
War is hell, or at least that’s what they say in the Hollywood movies, but whatever your take on human conflict, to be part of putting your life on the line changes your perspective on life forever. You have the right to love and to be loved.