Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
What could be better than a nice relaxing massage with the perfect happy ending? And to top off the whole situation the masseuse is a busty Asian babe designed by god.
These guys are so excited to see this volcano erupt, you'd think they had something to do with it. Personally, if it was me, i'd be watching the action through a VERY powerful telescope. Insanity.
Pop quiz, hotshot. It's 8:00 AM. There's a 'Jabba The Hut' looking dude on the bus screeching California Gurls at the top of his voice. If the bus goes over 50, he keeps singing, and if it goes under 50, he keeps singing. What do you do?
Cats...taking over the planet with their cuteness, 1 human at a time. Also, when you have nine lives, getting the proper amount of vitamin-C doesn't really faze you. When you think about it, it is pretty obvious.
This kid is serious value for money! Whether this is real or fake its still funny as ass, he loses his marbles again because his birthday truck is a hunk of junk. lol.
NO, that's not a whore but a horse - HONEST! If you look closely at the car, there is indeed a horse in it. Surprise shouldn't really be an option when the title spells it out like this, but somehow it is still manages to surprise.
The automatic reaction to cringe as this one starts is fully justified, however, unlike the usual results he doesn't bust a nut. He does however, enter orbit! - "Houston....we have a problem!"
Wow i thought it was only my friend benson who wears PVC hot pants. Well one thing is for sure he doesn't look as good as Reon here does, and thats just where things begin for this beauty.
