Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
This could be retitled "Fun With Snow No. 1,823". It's simply done, just wait for it to snow real deep (that's the hard part, depending on where you live), then plow it away from your front door creating a trench. Then get your x-wing and fly!
Throwing animals in a moving car, splashing people with puddles, setting fire to someone's newspaper, while they're reading it. It can only be the work of one man, one tireless individual. The world's greatest asshole. God's speed, dear sir. God's speed.
Remember Rebecca Black? Yeah, itâ€™s painful, right? Well, Ark Music Factory who inflicted her awfulness upon an unsuspecting world has now churned out another pop singer in the form of one 14-year-old Lexi St. George. Save our souls.