Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
Battle your way through 9 circles of hell, as Dante - a knight from the Third Crusade skilled in weaponry who carries a scythe stolen from Death himself. Devastate the demonic hordes and rescue your beloved Beatrice from the clutches of Lucifer.
This song was SO ripe for the picking when it came making a dirty version of it. Because after hearing this song everywhere you turn on the internet at its enough to put you off having anything to do with it ever again.
Riding a bike for the first time, it's a wonderful moment that your child will remember for ever - This mother teaches her kid how to peddle fast, but skips the turning & stopping part, then aims him downhill at a tree - WTF!?!