Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
So what if the moon landings happened today, what would the media coverage be like? That's the question posed in this look at the tweets, moon cams, celebrity ramblings & digestible pundit nuggets that has become the modern media
You ready for the blood to start bubbling? Well, it’s not quite as simple as all that. The Queen may take our tax money to live in opulence, but she earns her crust too. Still thinking off with her head?
This is a step by step guide on how to deal with catching you parents having sex together. My advice would to be to totally block it from your mind and get some long-term therapy, because it will be very, VERY disturbing.
The long winter must really take it out on people living near the Artic Circle, i'd imagine the combination of cabin fever and vodka makes people believe that ice skating is just a warm up for some seriously cold swimming!
Its true, every nerd with a mic and a computer can make beat these days. Fairplay to him though, I bet this helped him get through some serious hours of cabin fever, and it probably helped with the ladies too - chicks dig guys with mad skillz.
Today we bring you the greatest action story never told, turns out that Terminator 3 was all just a smoke screen meant to keep us from learning the real story. Who'd a thunk the real John Connor was none other than The Holy Carpenter himself ?
If you thought the original Hellraiser movie (or any of the subsequent 7 follow-ups) were scary then you ain't seen nothing yet. Brace yourself for a gripping reenactment using lego minifigs, ketchup and what looks like minced beef.