Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
Aww, look at this cute little girl at Disneyland getting to join the Jedi Academy. It must be every child’s dream to join the order of warrior monks who serve as peace keepers throughout the galaxy, the holders of the mysterious energy known as the Force. NOT!!!
It shouldn’t be allowed that a 70 year old man can look this awesome and pump this much weight while the rest of us can barely look at ourselves in the mirror without gagging—Watch it, this guy is so humble it’ll make you sick.
Edward and Bella has some pretty lame dialog in the Twilight movies so to make things more interesting someone has lip red their own version of events. It 'almost' makes you wanna watch the whole film like this.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a super-dooper human stamping machine with
awesome speed - You have got to see her other act, where she breaks the world record by turning 3,465 eggs into whipped cream !
Now here's something you don't (want to) see every day - Two fat babes(?) are trying very hard to out-do each other on a pole dancing competition. Suggestion: Why don't you try going to the gym and laying off the burgers girls?
So YoYo's are just for nerds, eh? You know, you could be right? Just when you think you're about to witness some serious Yo-Yo skills he goes and does this. Because after all, you'd never expect a nerd to actually achieve coolness!