Wake up in a bathtub full of water, in a disused, grubby bathroom with a sadistic killer out to kill you? Don't panic, or scream with horror at the fact you may have to saw your own arm off to escape, just chew on a Mentos and forget all about it
Pop quiz, hotshot. It's 8:00 AM. There's a 'Jabba The Hut' looking dude on the bus screeching California Gurls at the top of his voice. If the bus goes over 50, he keeps singing, and if it goes under 50, he keeps singing. What do you do?
Cats...taking over the planet with their cuteness, 1 human at a time. Also, when you have nine lives, getting the proper amount of vitamin-C doesn't really faze you. When you think about it, it is pretty obvious.
NO, that's not a whore but a horse - HONEST! If you look closely at the car, there is indeed a horse in it. Surprise shouldn't really be an option when the title spells it out like this, but somehow it is still manages to surprise.