Ok, this is a once in a life-time opportunity to get the full attention of the planet's hottest celeb and what's better is she just wants you to stare at her - I would have done that without her asking and also thrown in a drool - WOW!
You go out & have a few drinks, get chatting to someone attractive, you both spark off each other, this could be a night to remember, so remember to use a condom or you might catch more than you bargain for!
Meet Eric, he’s a black dude and explains to us that every 45 seconds, a black person enters an elevator and a white b#tch clutches her purse - This is pushing the boundaries of political correctness and it kinda works!
All over the world cultures have different ways of ending relationships - But in Australia they seen to have the most suble indirect approach i have seen - ROFL!
No matter how far advanced our technologies get, even in the distant future when we have arms made from iPods and Philip K Dick's fevered imaginings are considered too conventional, Windows will still be a pain in the ass.
Wow it really grinds my gears when you see a smoking hot babe like Felicia here and she has one of the worst website T-shits on ever and it doesnt even fit, nightmare