This guy was out fishing about half a mile out in the ocean and this dog came swimming up to him. It was obviously in distress and was later discovered to be the victim of a car accident. How the hell did it get there though?
Good old Charlie Brooker, here he gives a spot on parody of lazy news editing, taken from his awesome TV shows Newswipe. He manages to inform, take the piss, all while using their own methods for ridiculing them.
Itâll take all your concentration and brain power to try and work out what it is theyâre actually going on about with regards to the actual game, rather than just talking absolute filth to one another.
I'm sure you've heard the nonsense being spouted about 2012 & ancient Mayan predictions so here's the truth. No History Channel sensationalism, no pot smoking hippy pontifications, just cold hard facts.
If you ever travel through the jungle on an elephant and wonder why the driver is carrying a BIG stick, there is a very good reason for it - Sooner or later he is gonna use it on 'something' and it aint gonna be pretty - OMG !
OK, this isnât an intervention or anything, just some concerned friends who are worried about you. The fact is, youâre taking too many #selfies and you need help. But you donât need to do it alone.
This âwhat girls sayâ meme continues its unstoppable rise on the interwebs, every day it seems thereâs a new take on it. But this is a good one, full of lines thatâll make you go âOMG Yeah, that is soooo trueâ.
The irony of the situation just doesn't get any worse than this poor guy's attempts. He spends the entire day chopping down a tree that he was concerned that, one day, could fall on his house. No chance irony was going to miss out on that opportunity. Whoops!