Star of the newest Bond and Hitman, if I had a price on my head and had a hitman/woman after me, then if it was her I wouldn't mind being killed so much, as long as she killed me by strangling me with her firm thighs.
Now this has to be worth far more than any silly college degree? Let's be honest here, if you received one of these you'd make sure to carry it around with you 24/7 showing anyone who looked in your direction.
You'll need one hell of a toilet brush to clean up after this guy. Here's a tip for you; never let a gargantuan green rage monster use your bathroom. Whatever he does in there is going to be seriously messy.
Just looking at this Facebook thread, these are either some advanced trolls, winding us all up or, tragically, it's real. In which case it's time to hang up your hat and give up on humanity. Yahoo Answers is like Paris in the 1920s compared to this.