Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!
I'd hit it then get straight to the clinic. But it maybe dangerous to go alone, probably best to wear a full body condom or squirt bleach down your japs eye, probably best to take no chances and just hit it like a nuke from orbit