Hey you! Yeah you, working away there. Stop what you're doing and follow what this shoe shop sign's telling you to do. And if anyone questions your perverted activity, just show them the sign and tell them to join in. Fap.
Unfortunately for this member of The League of Ginger Gentlemen, a key requirement of being in a Jazz band is soul, and as we all know, Gingers don't have souls. If he was a day-walker he might have had a shot...
The rules of the dreamscape can be confusing. What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams unless you die then you go into a coma or something. But then look what's happened to Ariadne. Maybe she can use it as a totem?
If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.
It seems Mischa is willing to do hawter shoots in Germany than the US, which is a crying shame, why would she do such a horrid, evil thing? Alas, with the magical power of the internet she'll never be able to keep these from us
I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers & it's all about about how God is good. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
If you want to see a lack of self-respect distilled into an image, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.
You've gotta love Apple as a company, masters of design over function, producing curvy, shiny little things that make grown men salivate. In this case it looks pretty and means people buy more cables, win win