Let this be a lesson to you ! If you have a near death experience don't go telling your girl about it - even if she's a hottie - else you might end up having to marry her and that could be a closer-than-death experience !
How many of you guys live by the 6 month rule? What is that you say? Well, if you sleep with a girl and she doesn't get back to you within 6 months, you can check her off the list!
Nature is weird - here's some real-life footage of a deadly bear, 3 times the size of a cougar, getting his grizzly self bitch-slapped all the way back to the cave ! Proving that it's never easy getting some pussy !
If you are getting fed up with hearing 'Humpty Dumpty' sung to kids by grown up's with serious personal growth issuses in a patronising voice perhaps you haven't heard it performed by Nickleback - It would almost make you want to go out and buy it :)
Another imaginative addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths by the most unlikely and unassuming everyday objects - Warning! This may cause great upset to chocolate lovers - What a waste of innocent yummies :(
With everything in life becoming automated have you ever taken a moment to wonder what would happen if sex-chat lines went the same way? - This is what happens when good phone sex goes bad :(
Only in rural Europe would you expect to find a scene like this - 2 towns celebrate every year by trying to blow each other up by shooting vast amounts of fireworks at each other - WTF?