The new Nokia chip implant is one certain way to impress your colleagues, dazzle your friends and most certainly get those ladies running - away from you ! - Just don't go for optional the fax implant - OMG !
The son of God is back and it looks like he's the second coming with a fist ! - Prepare for some ultra-cheesy kung fu action and appaling acting as Jesus takes on the evil Atheists and kicks some non-believing ass - BRILLIANT !
Who could have thought that something(s) that defy the rules of gravity could be so appealing to guys - This chick has skillz that go beyond anything science could ever dream up - I could watch this all day :)
Just in case you thought the Bible was lame and Jesus was a boring wuss - Think again dude! He was one bad-ass homie, nailed down in his prime - Respect!
We've all been to Paris (although I never got to see the arty Louvre (hell, I owuldn;t have understood any of it anyway!) but I'm sure glad I didn't go there on this day!
It might seem like a beautiful idea, climb a stupidly high mountain and then tee off and see just how far you can hit a golf ball - GREAT idea, but just remember not to swing too close to the gofl bag - ROFL !