When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.
Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.
Dogs aren't very romantic, but at least they have a pretty good excuse. "What colour are my eyes?" Why, grey of course my dear. Wish I could get away with that one.
You never know when you might need a last minute child minder to look after your precious children - it's always best to get someone you trust, but if they are busy i'm sure this pleasant girl will be fine!?
Hell, I never go down there unarmed in the first place. Always feels like something is watching your back, you don't have any idea what exactly could be down there but you're not going to take any chances, just in case.
Don't worry if you are obese or butt-ugly when it comes to winning over a female! Getting a beautiful chick is easier than ever if you know how - OMG !
It might seem that living in a 3rd World country has it's perils and that finding yourself in a 2nd World country can be full of hardship, but both of them do not compare to the total hardship of existing in a 1st world country :(