This is the real deal Obama spits rhymes about how ready he is to go jack some fools but McCain seems just as ready. Or maybe they have just been listen to too much Biggie?
You could find yourself in a whole heap of trouble if your missus gets hold of one of these babies ! The good old 'lying by omission' tactic just wouldn't be an option and you might find yourself actually having to be honest - Utter Madness !
The son of God is back and it looks like he's the second coming with a fist ! - Prepare for some ultra-cheesy kung fu action and appaling acting as Jesus takes on the evil Atheists and kicks some non-believing ass - BRILLIANT !
Seems like working the late shift on the front desk in a police station has it's benefits - Especially when a cute chick turns up and seems to enjoy having her picture taken in comprimising positions - OMG !