An interview with your average guy who is about to become an American Hero with probably the most important invention ever devised for mankind - AWESOME !
Is this going to be the new black? I think it could well be, amazing wedding dances were first but this has to be the future because lets face it there is a bit of room for improvement.
Something tells me this news reporter has stuffed a bear or two before this. Its just a hunch but he seems to be pretty good at it for a first timer. The sick jerk.
Sexy Jasmine looks stunning in every single shot she is in and lucky for you she is in lots and lots. This you beauty certainly does have a bright future ahead of her.
You could find yourself in a whole heap of trouble if your missus gets hold of one of these babies ! The good old 'lying by omission' tactic just wouldn't be an option and you might find yourself actually having to be honest - Utter Madness !
Holy crap is this really something that you want to do? Putting some fireworks through your nipple then lighting the fuse, is pretty much the actions of a crazy person.
Hahahaha this cat has skills that no other cat in the world will have. When you stroke, poke it make the omnomnom sound it is what the internet has been waiting for, he'll probably get his own show.