We've all been there, don't deny it, sitting on a bench in a long trench coat staring at the sky slowly drifting through your pr0n bank. No? Well it seems this guy has. Did you know da Vinci originally named his famous painting Boner Lisa?
We all love the TV show COPS, showing the best (read worst) America has to offer, from drunken hicks to the most stupid criminals the world's ever seen. So enjoy this remix of the dumbest, most absurd people & dialogue America's criminals have to offer.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out. Then swung round and slammed into a basket ball net. Some people can't take it like a man!
I bet this is a scenario we would ALL like to be in? Well, think again. Poor Malcolm from Malcolm In The Middle takes his relationship with his girl to the next level. But she wants more and more, much MUCH more. Run Malcolm RUN!!!
This is most impressive on several different levels. Most people put only a tenth of this effort into putting themselves in the hospital. You've got to admire that kind of tenacity.
It IS the season to be jolly and this guy gets so carried away with spreading some yuletide cheer that he puts his recorder in the wrong hole when he plays this song - UGGH!!!
Ah Facebook, that double-edged sword — we all need it, look at it, but also hate it. WTF is wrong with everyone of your friends, creating profile pictures that seem like they have had major plastic surgery. Give. A. Toss.
Have you ever been in a situation where you are chatting up a cute chick and it's going great .......... Until she mentions she has a boyfriend ! I can TOTALLY relate to this dudes reactions, but would be too scared to go this far - LOL !
The kind of thing that makes you think that there isn’t enough drugs in the world that you could take to make you understand what the fuck it’s all about. The only negative is, there are no skeletons having sex on a tin roof. Denied.
Imagine if FaceBook existed outside of cyberspace and existed in the real world - The idea that people you knew & didn't really like from your school days came into your home and poked you & wrote all over your walls - When you put it in that context it sounds like a TOTAL nightmare :(