Girls just wanna have fun, but mostly they want to get drunk and dance on tables. Then lose their balance and fall on their fat asses. Just an observation, don't quote me on that, but i think you know what i mean!?
The thing about pr0n is that it can lift you up and put you down all in an instant. Whatever it does for you tho - it's always bad manners to not share good pr0n with the whole office ! Too "hoarse" to react ?! Classic !
Whenever life starts to get you down, stop watching the depressing news, throw away those depressing newspapers and watch this. It'll help you remember just how good our planet is. Then you can go back to your toil and bear it a bit longer.
Me doth think the man protesteth too much! A word of advice for this poo poo obsessed pastor: Stay off the scat munching sites dude, and stop showing videos of men eating each other’s shit at church. This is totally INSANE!
A heart-warming tale this one, by a former member of the Ku Klux Klan who just happened to be their leader. Yeah, exactly. But then he became a born again Christian. Here he tells a story about how the Klan got pwnd.
Nano-blogging, the next logical step after the phenomenon that is Twitter. Requires you to shrink to the size of a neutrino & type on a keyboard made from string theory while listening to an audio book of Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time.
This dude lands on his feet and walks away from his jeep's crash like he's a BOSS and it ain't no big thang. Later on though, he'll be washing the pee out of his pants like it ain't no thang either.
Beware, you are about to enter a world that exists within another world inside a cocoon of worlds known as the meta-parody. You think it’s a piss take against Jesus and all those God-botherers but then some dude comes on and starts singing about God-haters.