Just remember, your 'real' friends are always looking out for you! This fat kid should know by now that his so called friends are only out to get him, and this is no exception. "Yeah course the water is deep chunk!"
Stuff blowing up on film, it never get old does it?.. don't know why it's always so entertaining to watch but it always is. Bloody good thing too, otherwise any of The Terminator sequels would have been total flops.
If you don’t know what the Giro d’Italia is, then what rock have you been hiding under? It's one of the biggest cycle racing events, full of bikes, babes & borderline obscene-behaviour on the winners podium: a good old-fashioned mucky video.
Sometimes you fail to notice the warning signs that mean FAIL! Yeah, he's in last place, but it looks like he's going to be the first to be finished with the race. This time it's injury being added to insult.
It's incredible to think a 6 year old kid could kick your butt at anything, but I have no doubt he'd beat me at this game. This kid would be awesome at 26 never mind just 6 years old. How much you wanna bet he could ace your trig exams too!
"Bob and i were heading out to film some shit at a new skatepark and he decided he wanted to do this roof first. The roof did him..." Looks like they should have gone straight to the skatepark, better luck next time boys. Best not tell your parents, eh!?