Just remember, your 'real' friends are always looking out for you! This fat kid should know by now that his so called friends are only out to get him, and this is no exception. "Yeah course the water is deep chunk!"
DJ Greyboy's french bulldog, MAMA might look like she is desperate to hop on to the merchandise bandwagon together with piano cat, but you have to admit, she does have skillz! Could this be the world's first mix master mutt?
There's nothing that ruins a day more than destroying your house. Well, there are a few other things, but destroying your house ranks up there. And on top of that you've just got yourself soaking wet - What a bummer!
How is it that some girls can charm the pants off you with their looks, while others can seduce you with their subtle conversation? However, there is NO doubting at all what kind of charms cute Cameron is using to gain your interest!
No matter how much your job sucks there's always someone out there who's got it worse than you. Take this guy for instance. He has to massage bikini models all day AND they expect him to come in and work weekends too! Poor guy.
It's the hotly anticipated show that will tug at your bandages and enthrall you with its plots. If you thought Romeo and Juliet were star-crossed lovers, that's nothing compared to a man and his love for a mummy. WTFF?!?
When you are on a bit of a budget and buy poles that don't go all the way to the ceiling, you have to get really creative in order to show off. It's the next big thing in women's dancing, tell your girlfriend.
Aww, look at this cute little girl at Disneyland getting to join the Jedi Academy. It must be every child’s dream to join the order of warrior monks who serve as peace keepers throughout the galaxy, the holders of the mysterious energy known as the Force. NOT!!!