Just remember, your 'real' friends are always looking out for you! This fat kid should know by now that his so called friends are only out to get him, and this is no exception. "Yeah course the water is deep chunk!"
For those of you who don’t know (yet), Everything Is Terrible are the video collective who mine the strange and forgotten world of VHS and come back with retro weirdness that puts the “Wuuuut?” in WTF.
This bubbly young cheerleader wants to share her talent and spread school spirit to the four corners of the globe, but the evil red locker door has other plans and thwarts her efforts almost as soon as they have begun. Pow! Right in the kisser.
Take note...She's a blonde! The best part of this video is the shriveled up corpse the guy uses to scare his girlfriend. It's not too far off from what a lifetime of tanning will actually do to a body.
If Clive Tyldesley lived inside your nipple, you can’t even begin to imagine the embarrassing possibilities when you’re trying to get all romantic with a hot babe. It’s a little known affliction that effects 0.001% of the population and the consequences are devastating.
Here is an epic compilation of sequences and events where people will should have been certain to meet their maker, or at least have something very bad happen. But somehow they all seem to get away with it!?