Just remember, your 'real' friends are always looking out for you! This fat kid should know by now that his so called friends are only out to get him, and this is no exception. "Yeah course the water is deep chunk!"
If you wanna be popular with the ladeeees then you need to make a cool video and share it on Facebook. Get ready for 6 minutes of the funniest/most cringe-worthy RnB singing of all time. But it has a real message girls so take some notice.
There's nothing like backing into a police car in your lovely convertible to really ruin your morning. But don't stop at doing it once, just keep going until smoke starts pouring from your vehicle and more police show up.
A useful bit of information when traveling anywhere by car in Siberia, ALWAYS keep the car windows up and NEVER stop. This is largely due to the fact you might meet a huge Siberian tiger looking for a ride - WTF!?!
If you hate those unboxing videos floating around on the internet then you are in for a REAL treat because you have been doing it wrong! THIS is where the true pleasure is at when it comes to discovering what lies beneath the cardboard packaging - LMAO!