Just remember, your 'real' friends are always looking out for you! This fat kid should know by now that his so called friends are only out to get him, and this is no exception. "Yeah course the water is deep chunk!"
This is the sort of prank that would really scare the crap out of you so much you'd rush to the bathroom stalls. If this happened to you then you probably wouldn't be able to drive home that's for sure.
Blonde stereotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one, lots of them - OUCH!
What the F#CK happened to Skynet, they sent a muscle-head with eyes of death, then a fearless shape-shifting assassin, then a gorgeous girl who spoke binary, so what's this? He could terminate a buffet, not so much I'll be back as I'll be fat.
It’s the twist we all saw coming. The slow, couldn’t-come-soon-enough death of M. Night Shyamalan’s career. Is there a mysterious supernatural presence, bent on destroying him because of secrets he may reveal? Nah, he’s just shit.
Somewhere in this universe Jesus is weeping because this chick is so damn hot. That's what she does, she makes the son of God cry, even his dad is getting a bit tearful! Who wouldn't want to drop her like it's hot? Christ.
We all love the TV show COPS, showing the best (read worst) America has to offer, from drunken hicks to the most stupid criminals the world's ever seen. So enjoy this remix of the dumbest, most absurd people & dialogue America's criminals have to offer.
This dude is gnarly and he looks like he's just stepped out of Haight-Ashbury in the 1960s, which he gets bonus point for. Just check out those trousers he's sporting. How many hippy tears went in to creating those bad boys?