If you think about it, how in the hell would you ever get a chance to peek into a cute chick's bedroom a few years ago without getting busted and locked up as a pervert? Nowadays it's all different, you are invited in to watch cute girls get jiggy :)
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joe
u have a perfect body
bob
there has to be more of you somewhere, you are
smoking
It's essential for girls to keep the leg stubble at bay - cos it even makes buses into much safer places for the essential back seat make-out session ! It's the inter-connectedness of all things !
You aint had a real adrenalin rush until you jump a quad bike off a cliff, do a back flip lazyboy and a superman and pull a sweet landing ! Don't be admiring the amazing vistas while airborne or it could all end in trouble !
This is the real deal Obama spits rhymes about how ready he is to go jack some fools but McCain seems just as ready. Or maybe they have just been listen to too much Biggie?
Whatever you do NEVER look into a lemur's eyes (however cute he may look) because you will suddenly feel like you are being watched a 'little' too closely - WTF?
Now this is a one way ticket to looking like the coolest cat at any wedding. Get your gun out and wave it around whilst you kid in right next to you. Monkey see monkey do i guess, lets hope the kid blasts him old man.
Some people say dogs are man's best friend & in the right circumstances they can certainly play that role - This mutt is totally awesome, but i'd be slightly hurt that he doesn't look like he is even trying - WTF!?!
The only thing that can make this guy smooth with the ladies is a swift couple of jars, but unfortunate this one tunes into a FailAle, unlucky my friend!