We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.
This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.
Ever heard that classic war movie quote "I love the smell of bacon in the morning....Smells like victory!" - No?, well, now it all makes sense, because this is the ultimate weapon of choice for any marine cook.
Ladies: What the hell possesses you to self-mutilate your face in the pursuit of further beauty, can't you understand that what was there in the first place was pretty much perfect. Thank god i'm a dude!