Ladies: What the hell possesses you to self-mutilate your face in the pursuit of further beauty, can't you understand that what was there in the first place was pretty much perfect. Thank god i'm a dude!
Scumbag Steve's got nothing on these guys, the leaders of world. They're total masters when it comes to being major scumbags, they're total pros at it, well two of them are, the others still have a bit to learn.
Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.