When you sit down and really think about it you are putting the focus of all your love, affection, caring and the reason you haven't slept in the last six months in the care of a stranger. It's always best to find a friend in this situation. NOT.
In print, sarcasm doesn't work. Mainly because the person reading it can't see your sarcasm face. Telling your girl that you've boned everyone in your psych class, including the teacher is therefore not wise.
I love cute little bunny rabbits, they looks adorbz enough to eat. Now there's an idea! It might have looked like a delicous meal before you gave it a wash but now it looks like slim pickings. Delicious, cute slim pickings. Nom.