This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.
This guy has gone the whole hog and done everything he possibly can to ensure that he will be completely unemployable until the day he dies. Even tattoo parlours wouldn't want to hire this guy. Nice work, dufus.