He's thinking, "i wonder if they look as good as those leaked photos i saw on the internet". You'd do exactly the same in this situation, you could stare at her from any angle. the red hair is absolute perfection on top of perfection.
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I think we pretty much knew this already didn't we? Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.