I guess when you are the toughest animal on the planet you can literally crap where you want. Who is going to say or do anything, if they did old Polly here will eat them and poop them out.
Oh dear she seems to have forgotten what she has signed herself up for. She's reading the small print and trying to find a way out, if i was him i would let her get away.
Your mom catching you in the bedroom with a hot chick is every kid's nightmare - But even in the most embarrassing moments she's still got the best advice !
This commercial is brilliant, look how casually she sits in that chair as if she doesnt have a scary mask stuck on her face. Imagine coming home and seeing your wife looking like that, I'd be straight back out the door.
Whoever said, "You should never swallow gum !" was obviously a raving lunatic
when it is applied to a cute chick - I would go as far as actually endorsing this kind of behaviour - WOW!!!