If I had to work at a cr#ppy fast food joint on minimum wage then I'd demand 2 things, firstly that two slackers by the name of Jay and Silent Bob had to hang outside harassing customers and selling grass, secondly that Rosario was my boss...
She's an Argentinian actress and model whose hotter than a river of molten lava! I've never heard of her, but who cares when she's this gorgeous and likes taking her clothes off
I know no one but me has probably ever thought about this bizarre baldy bind, but what exactly would today's celebrities look like if they had been sired by Gollum