Are you fed up with you kids being raped by pervy priests? Tired of them being alone in their room and cutting themselves? Use 'Priest Off', it's the ultimate remedy for those schoolboy sodomisers - In a can - WTF !?!
You know what chciks say about guys with big hands? Well, this dude says it isn't true (whew!) - But it does have one advantage that has left this poor guy feeling very inadequate and he can't 'perform' without some sort of physical aid - LOL!
After a long day at work the last thing a chick needs is a 'cream pie in the face' prank from her boyfriend the moment she steps through the door - Understandably this woamn is gonna be mega-pissed - ROFL!
For when you want your alcohol served with more than just a smile & pouring a shot straight into a glass just won't do - these bar stewards could probably make your drink walk to your table, but I'd settle for a body shot off the bar maid. AWESOME!