"Checking for boners". That has to be quote of the century. If your girl ever starts acting like this then get your things and get the hell out of there cos it is only going to get worse.
Have you ever wondered why chicks are always asking you to call them on their cell phone and when you do they never answer? I bet you all thought it was so they could tell you how much they missed you - how wrong you all were :)
Ever found yourself wishing that you were a piece of ladies underware?.. Nevermind best not answer that. Well lets just say it would be pure heaven to spend a day or three being the white bra that incredible Mia is wearing in this video. Epic Mams!
Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. Here she is fondling, rubbing, licking her guitar AND her fingers ...all for YOUR enjoyment
As you can probably imagine this is extremely funny. Watching fatties fall off things is a timeless classic and a guaranteed laugh what ever the weather.
What could be more relaxing to blast people in a computer game than some classical music. This has to be one of the best trailers i have seen for a long time. Totally awesome!!
So you have got used to posting about your debauched lifestyle on facebook? Well if your mother sees that then she is going to be highly disappointed isn't she.