"Checking for boners". That has to be quote of the century. If your girl ever starts acting like this then get your things and get the hell out of there cos it is only going to get worse.
I'm really not a big fan of boy bands, but if they started writing more material like this i would be an overnight-convert to those high pitched squeaky melodic-man-tunez - This is just about as good as it gets!
You aint had a real adrenalin rush until you jump a quad bike off a cliff, do a back flip lazyboy and a superman and pull a sweet landing ! Don't be admiring the amazing vistas while airborne or it could all end in trouble !
The 'Richard & Judy Show' on UK TV is about as safe (and as boring) as it comes, so it comes as a little bit of a surprise that this stoner managed to get himself heard on national TV - What follows has to be a near-perfect classic piece of television :)
They may play the beautiful game like real men but when it comes to defending their honor on the pitch they go at it like little girls - It's a shame they don't wear pink - LOL!
You could find yourself in a whole heap of trouble if your missus gets hold of one of these babies ! The good old 'lying by omission' tactic just wouldn't be an option and you might find yourself actually having to be honest - Utter Madness !
If your mother in law is a smelly old battle Axe like this one then do what this guys does and make it look like an earthquake has just hit and she'll be gone asap.