"Checking for boners". That has to be quote of the century. If your girl ever starts acting like this then get your things and get the hell out of there cos it is only going to get worse.
Oh my word, this has to be illegal in at least 12 states - If you are a cat lover that hates dogs then DO NOT watch this abuse of a poor pussy by a horny hound - Sometimes pets can get very perverted - WTF?
Despite the horrifyingly cheesy Apple style ad, the Razer Switchblade does actually look kinda cool. It's a portable PC platform with customisable LED keyboard and a touchscreen display. Is it the future of gaming or just an iPad wannabe?
If this guy doesn't get a callback then there's something wrong with the planet & whole casting process in general. Not only is he one of the largest human beings I've ever laid eyes on but he's also bloody funny . HIRE HIM!
Promoting the blonde stereotype to full effect! Later the girl holding the camera got up to go to the bathroom and was never seen again. She's been trying to pull open the push bathroom stall door ever since.
Ok, so it was another lonely Valentines day, never mind. Just because you don't have someone to be with on that special day, doesn't mean you have to be alone. Just lower your standards to "not a real, living human." - You loser.
Having a hard time with dating the 'ladiees'? If you need a surefire way to accrue a plentiful supply female admirers you can't beat a tesla coil hat that plays the Mortal Kombat theme music. It works. Trust me.
If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind.
Not only would this take incredible skill you'd also need to reinforce the car seat so it could take the weight of the driver's balls. What you don't see in this vid is the failed attempts where the driver careered into the wall in a ball of flames.
There are a lot of world championships out there, but none can match the skill & dedication displayed by this bastions of Olympian ideals & sportsmanship. These guys are an inspiration to every human being alive. Humbling.
This is kinda what life is ALL about, 2 cute young chicks just flipping out to Rob Zombie and play-fighting in the bedroom - However, you cannot fail to recognise the sexual tension straining to get out as it gets more & more out of control :)