"Checking for boners". That has to be quote of the century. If your girl ever starts acting like this then get your things and get the hell out of there cos it is only going to get worse.
Hot damn this girl has curves in all the right places, just look at the size of those puppies they are massive yet she is still super slim. Pretty much the perfect girl.
When you buy your next bookshelf to store all those Kindles you have to keep buying every time you want to read a new book, consider the cat. So instead of rushing off to Ikea to get a cheap piece of flat pack cack, try Corentin Dombrecht's modular, cat-friendly bookshelf instead.
I knew that G.I. Joe were an elite military unit who combat a nefarious group of dangerous criminals known as Cobra & high-tech operatives using the very best in advanced military equipment, but I didn't know they could skate.
She seems into it to begin with but her temperature rises a little too mcuh and sure enough she gets livid with her unlucky fella and the mood has been ruined.
She's an independent woman guys so that macho crap aint going to be working on this honey. So you have better start thinking of another way to her heart. She sure looks hot doing her home improvements though.
Oh dear, time for a cute chick FAIL! I wonder what happens to your money once you have given it to hare and then she falls off the pole? I would like to think you get a refund, or at the very least, get to nurse her wounds?
Whatever you do NEVER look into a lemur's eyes (however cute he may look) because you will suddenly feel like you are being watched a 'little' too closely - WTF?
Whenever i see a cute girl in pink lingerie i get shivers down my spine - Kylie is the kinda girl who would look good in anything, but the splash of pink makes it just about perfect - WOWZA!!!
A DC Police car responds to an emergency call and decides to cut across a closed Transformer 3 set to save time. The officer manages to dodge out of the way of Optimus Prime but gets sideswiped by Bumblebee
It's an oldie but a goodie. If you ever have to hide in a closet, either being gay, or for jumping in on someone else's lady, then always try and remember this advert when you get in this situation.