Take one cute chick (preferably your girlfriend), sneak up on her and place trash can over her head, beat her to the ground with a big stick and then abuse her with some god-awful looking gunk - Remember to laugh like a maniac while doing this - OMG !
It's a tough life for a lion looking for it's next meal in the wild - Just like a Hollywood movie but without special effects - beautiful how this victim's parent manages to look after her kin - WOW!
When you dress and dance like this no one in the world has any respect for you, but when you film it to check how cool you think you look that is the next level. But to top it all off she totally decks it to the max as well, brilliant!!!
Everyone knows it but sometimes you just need to work a new angle before the deal is done. This hottie pushes all the buttons to reel this douche bag in!
Sometimes you might think that your penis is your best friend but for this guy it's actually a reality. The main problem with this situation is that he is constantly cock blocking him.
Love them or hate them you have to admit that these crackpots have absolutely no idea about life in general - These interviews and sound bites will almost make you feel sorry for them - ROFL!!!
Ever wondered what would happen if you broke down on the freeway ? You'd probably try to remain calm and stay in your vehicle and wait - WRONG!!! This is definitely NOT a good idea - OMG !