Take one cute chick (preferably your girlfriend), sneak up on her and place trash can over her head, beat her to the ground with a big stick and then abuse her with some god-awful looking gunk - Remember to laugh like a maniac while doing this - OMG !
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MidniteAssassin
LoL
Quit being haters.
TOlaf
stupid ass people. bad acting.
Justme
Wow... This person is an idiot, and hopefully
doesn't get a chance to breed.
If you act like an idiot, people will treat you
like one.
So you've had a one night stand and you actually quite like each other, so before leaving your telephone number you just need to go and have a dump in his toilet - This is where it ALL starts to go completely FUBAR for this chick!!!
I love the fact that children are completely innocent to any new event that occurs in their lives - If you didn't see this one coming then I want to sell you some life insurance!
It will come as a big shock to some people to find out that there are really Klingons in the White House and Vulcans running the country - Proof that because you are a politician it doesn't mean you can't be a geek as well - WTF?
You ever wondered why the early explorers always raved on about Asia being full of eastern promise? Lets just say that they weren't talking about the scenery and exotic spices - Or maybe they were? - This chick is awesome!!!
You know, i would kinda like to see a whole film made like this, it kinda makes a lot more sense to me - Pulp fiction gets a Team Fortress makeover - "Do you know what they call a bonesaw in France?" - LOL !
What is respect when it comes down to sex? Being a player, crushing a lot, taking mad risks?! It ain’t just about the platinum and the ice, you gotta remember the rubber cos it protects you and your partner!
She may have the voice of a fallen angel but she also has the drug-habit of Ozzy Osbourne in his prime - It was only a matter of time before she became an Xmas legend!