Yeah, you could look cool on your new bike, busting some moves trying to impress the ladies. But this guy's wheels are on fire. That's right: flaming wheels. You can try to be a badass, but you'll never be a badass as this guy.
If you hate those unboxing videos floating around on the internet then you are in for a REAL treat because you have been doing it wrong! THIS is where the true pleasure is at when it comes to discovering what lies beneath the cardboard packaging - LMAO!
Worth watching just for the dude's high-pitched voice alone - These guys can kiss good buy to their security deposit after this one. The firework must have landed directly on the toilet for this to happen. FAIL!
Have you ever stumbled into a movie half-way through and thought "WTF?" - This is because you are seeing a strange scene out of context with the rest of the film - Sometimes it can be kinda weird - LOL !
I like cereal, but this guy really, really loves cereal, specifically Rice Chex. While creeped out, we wish we loved something as much as he does those... If he ever invites you round for some. RUN AWAY!
Do you suffer from irrational condom hate and dead parents? Sounds like you need a health restoring dose of Jon Lajoie's Retaphin. Not only is it made using 100% genuine snake oil, but it tastes like unicorn tears too!
One Hundred Sake Bombs lined up then dropped like Dominoes at a Sushi Bar in Santa Cruz, CA. It's an amazing sight, but i bet once it was over the drinks all got skulled a lot quicker than it took to set this all up. Cheers.
In England people settle their road rage with polite conversation, it's deadly, but effective - Try to imagine this happening anywhere in America. Sometimes the stiff upper lip can work out well you know.