Yeah, you could look cool on your new bike, busting some moves trying to impress the ladies. But this guy's wheels are on fire. That's right: flaming wheels. You can try to be a badass, but you'll never be a badass as this guy.
Hey, everyone. FedEx is hiring! All you have to be able to do is deliver peoples stuff as well as this guy and just remember that if no one is home (even if you haven't rung the bell) just toss their package into the bushes for that very 'personal' service touch.
Yep, it's the Spring Break, but that shouldn't be a reason not to wear the uniform. There really is a lot to be said for the school girl outfit. I'm sure it has got many men in trouble with the law over the years.
Judge Judy, in her own weird way she's kinda hawt, wait, stay with me on this one...A woman in charge with the power to make you 'go down!' - Anyway, i like her a LOT more like this, i bet you could get her to do anything - LMAO!
Alone, these two toys are just innocent playthings that children can while away the hours enjoying, being instantly recognisable figures of fun. But, together, they transform into a debauched pair of wrongness.
When you have a 700lb bull running towards you drastic measures have to be taken - He may have gotten away from the bulls but he might have a bit of a dent in his wallet. He could blame it on shoddy Spanish builders though.
And the best thing is there is a seal on hand to compliment her. She should take a cue from the seal. Her laugh would be far less annoying if she were living on a secluded shoreline somewhere in the arctic.