Just remember how lucky you were not to be born in a barn - Time to climb up that there hay stack, lean back, chew on a bit of grass and watch a nice compilation of rednecks at play - OMG !
This is the role that all action heros dream to play one day - Now Arnie steps up to the plate and proves that Shakespeare is no match for his diverse acting talents! This is how ALL kids should be taught about famous Danish princes - LOL !
You have to feel sorry for these dogs, because their stupid owner has dressed them up as Darth Vader and Princess Leia, and he thinks its great. Obviously the dogs are cooler than their owner and are suitably unimpressed. LOL
Have you woken up in the morning only to find yet another cal-girl corpse in your house? Dead Hookers can be a real problem in the home and maybe it's time to call in the professionals - Dispose of those expired ladies with confidence - WTF?
Snakes are pretty tough animals but you had better hold onto you pants because you are going to crap in them once you see this. Probably the scariest moment ever !
I just love hypnosis! Just imaging what fun you can get up to if you convince a hypnotised chick that the chair she is sitting on is Brad Pitt and he wants wild sex - ROFL!!!
This is the real deal Obama spits rhymes about how ready he is to go jack some fools but McCain seems just as ready. Or maybe they have just been listen to too much Biggie?
If you've got a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them - maybe you can hire The Super Dwarves ! Size sure matters when you've got to whoop some ass - and these guys are hard enough to take em all !!