Just remember how lucky you were not to be born in a barn - Time to climb up that there hay stack, lean back, chew on a bit of grass and watch a nice compilation of rednecks at play - OMG !
If you want to look like a total weirdo then just grow a mustache, wear short shorts and skip everywhere you go. Everyone will love you for it, just DON'T love them back. Someone put this guy in jail asap.
You win some, you lose some....BIG TIME! The President of Finland's husband checks out the Danish Queen's rack on live TV and being a typical female, she notices along with the rest of the world. Perfect!
Meanwhile in an alternate universe. Maybe? Surely everyone knows it's a bad idea! Well to hammer home the point this guy tells people they have to be able to do it to pass their test and it's pretty wild.
Now this is how you make a car ad, or at least, THIS is how you come up with a great idea for a car ad - You don't need much (kinda), cars, chases, a helicopter & of course a cute chick!
When the sun goes down in this small town you just know that it's not gonna be a good night for any red-blooded man wanting some fleshy entertainment! Stripping is on the menu, but it's the stripping of living human flesh kind !
A protest against protests - Michael Moore tries to find out what all the fuss is about with the Westboro Baptist Church and brings a few friends along to try and discover what all the fuss is about - BRILLIANT !
I'm not really understanding what's going on here - Are they sure? Pretty much seems like they are dancing around firing fire extinguishers at each other to me. Party time in the pit lane.
It's a bit difficult to tell whether this is jail or the ghetto when all 600 inmates break into 'Crank Dat' - It gets even weirder when they then move onto MC Hammer - Still, definitely beats getting ass-raped :(
Relationships can be difficult especially long distance ones, even if that distance is temporal rather than spatial. Let's say about 68 million years difference, things can change. Don't worry there's plenty more fish fossils in the sea.. LMAO!