If you are gonna trick your boss into believing that you are actually doing any work at all while on a business trip ALWAYS make sure that your props are robust enough - ROFL!!
Ever wondered what method of death you would choose if you felt life was better of without you? Can't decide, then how about you try all of them at once and make sure the job gets done properly - Personally i think it's a bit dramatic - WTF !?!
It's not often that you stop and stare at a beautiful girl rolling about in the sand and think to yourself "This woman will be my wife !" - This might just be one of those moments :)
Finally a song about why guys are really addicted to the internet - Can you guess what it's about? - It features Penthouse cover girl Krista Ayne, so that should give you a clue :)