If you want to see a lack of self-respect distilled into an image, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.
In this modern day and age it's disgusting that crimes like this against dried fruit can take place. It's come to something when you can't walk the streets in safety fearing that you will be ravaged and eaten!
You might think that recreating the iconic helm from Skyrim using only bacon would have been done already. Not so. You might also think that microwaving foil is a bad idea. Who cares when you are BACONBORN! Warning, will not protect knees from arrows.