If I had to work at a cr#ppy fast food joint on minimum wage then I'd demand 2 things, firstly that two slackers by the name of Jay and Silent Bob had to hang outside harassing customers and selling grass, secondly that Rosario was my boss...
The secret to a long and happy life is centred around balance. Forget all the crap you hear about eating healthy food, not drinking & plenty of exercise & sleep in order to stay healthy.
If you see a hottie at the super market and she seems a little timid, leave it at that because you never know what she has got in her bag or down her pants.
Dark & moody Bulgarian beauty! She's appeared on the cover of the Bulgarian Maxim which is where these pics come from, yep, who would've thought that Bulgaria had its own Maxim
It's a sad and scary day when your favourite kitty suddenly becomes a flesh eating monster who just wants to eat your brains - Beware all cat lovers - WTF ?
It'd be good times with Gemma's voluminous volcanoes smiling down upon you - I'd suggest burning incest & praying to the fire god 3 times a day (at least) - I'd definitely try to climb them & hit it with my hot lava when i erupted !