Tapping out 'H-E-L-P' doesn't really work when it's a big truck that has you in a submission hold. Well not in Russia anyway, the red army never stops, especially not for a silly submission plea.
All you need to become a living breathing real-life Rorschach is a coat, hat, white rag, thermochromic paint and a violent, sociopathic demeanour. you can ditch the demeanour if you just want it for a fancy dress party though.
Can't afford a Bluetooth and really need to talk while driving? Well, throw that pride away and buy one of these! You might look dumb, but at least you're talking! Waay better than sticky-tape or super-glue.
People will probably say that this is cruel but just wait till you see the reaction of this cat when that air horn goes off. Then try and tell us it isn't funny.
This is a rather unusual method, but it seems to work. Simply stand in-between the two fighters and eat your snacks. They will be too thrown by the food to want to beat each other up any more.
Well, finally those people who thought the post-OK Computer albums were, frankly, a little bit shit and unlistenable, have a place they can meet, laugh, joke, and openly discuss how crap they really were.
This kid's life expectancy is definitely shortened as he shows off on his dad's new motorcycle and has a little mishap involving his father's car - The future doesn't look good for the poor dumb-ass!
She wants to be your sexy Valentine, and unless you are ready for the loony bin, you want that, very much. There are no Camgirls alive that could be called hotter than Layla!
Please, all budding skateboarders take full advantage of this free knowledge and then go out there and kill yourselves, just like this fat idiot does. Only joking its pretty funny though.
Every day a 6pm when Big Ben in London strikes 6pm this cute, but weird cocker spaniel goes a little bit insane and starts howling & won't stop until the chimes have finished ringing, you could almost set your watch by her - WTF!?!