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I was taught that swearing demonstrates a lack of vocabulary - Show me one word thats a noun, adjective, verb, past perfect and simile in the knowledge that you are a clever b#stard :)
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I've always had a soft (and hard) spot for Mischa, I don't think she's too skinny and she always gets caught smoking a doobie, so you know she'd be a good laugh
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Now here's a battle I'd like to be in the middle of, or at least referee. What a great sport this would be, competitive bewb bashing!
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I just can't see it, however hard i stare i just can't see any hair ANYWHERE, i'm guessing that my vision is being deflected by some of the other beautiful distractions.
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Stare, go on, take a good long look. Didn't quite get your fill then stare some more. Why not? There's no harm in looking, right?
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Part of me thinks 'Great! Sweaty cushions!' But another part is thinking 'Damn, doesn't it look nice & hot there!' cos where i live we didn't really get much of a summer
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Ever wondered why being a teacher really is one of the most difficult jobs on the planet? I thank gog i an too dumb to ever consider it as a career choice - WTF?
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If you see a hottie at the super market and she seems a little timid, leave it at that because you never know what she has got in her bag or down her pants.
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