I was taught that swearing demsonstrates a lack of vocabulary - Show me one word thats a noun, adjective, verb, past perfect and simile in the knowledge that you are a clever b#stard :)
I know that it's filled with lumberjacks and women with facial hair problems, but surely this is not what you would expect to see in any civilized (?) country - WTF ?
That's a funny looking dolphin, I feel strangely attracted to it - hang on a min...that ain't no dolphin! - HUBBA, HUBBA!!! God I miss going to the beach.
Young boys are curious,naive and funny, yet 9 out of 10 grown men would probably
think of doing the same at risk of being called perv, sicko or creep.
It's an unjust world.
Programming code always seems to look so dull and boring - Until you put it into a different context - No wonder they spend SO much time in front of their computers !