The difference between scene & emo? We're not too sure & don't really care, but we'll take a guess (the direction of the comb over?) -As long as they're hot we can overlook their dubious taste in music
So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' when you txt - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.
Hipsters are strange creatures. Desperate to be unique and interesting yet somehow managing to all look identical. Who would have thought an extravagant mustache and non prescription glasses would be a sought-after look?
The whole "see a penny, pick it up.." thing works a whole lot better if you don't scoop it up with your eye socket while traveling at about 30mph. Maybe it just means he'll have good luck when he's in the emergency room?