Picking up a hot chick can be the best thing in the world - Untill you take them home and they completely weird you out - Then you have a problem on your hands........Unless of course you have a dumb friend :)
If you are going to play around and do some funny copies on the photocopier in your office then bear in mind who might have been using it before you and what they might have been doing with it.
This does excatly what it says on the tin - Just imagine sharing a hot tub with your buddies and having a silent - but VERY deadly - fart with disastrous results! - Somehow i think her social life is over forever - OMFG !
The burning question here is 'Can a dog burst 30 balloons in 30 seconds?' - by the size of it you would think it impossible, but then again! - Release the DOG!!!
If you are suffering from a lack of chick attention then maybe you should invest some of your hard earned money in Sean Connery's guaranteed method of getting lucky with the ladies - LOL !
Next time your girlfriend's parents turn up and you have to feed them just make sure you are not letting them masticate on their daughter's latest sex toy - OOPS!