One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next second, an icy finger of death is killing you and all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a totally uncaring evil biatch!
If you met this guy in the street (and you knew what he actually looked like) you'd do the same - I wonder if this guy can actually say anything else? Maybe he is like a broken record and that's all he can say from now until he dies.
Time for some classic 70's pr0n nostalgia! Are you a real man who can go the distance? Able to help out a pretty young lady in distress and calm her nerves with you private dick skillz? You might just be the right man for the job :)
Just when you least expect it, the world's most pikey bakery swoops in to add lolz to an otherwise tedious interview. There never has and never will be an interview that wouldn't be improved with a plastic bag.