This is the sort of joint you imagine the Hulk sitting down to chill out with after a hard day’s raging and hulking. Because, looking at the size of it, you’ll need super lungs to toke that bad boy up.
As we drift onwards into the unknown reaches of the 21st century the technology we find inhabiting our daily lives becomes increasingly bizarre, innovative, unthinkable and, er, animal-like, so behold the wolfpigeon and sharkfalcon!
If Clive Tyldesley lived inside your nipple, you can’t even begin to imagine the embarrassing possibilities when you’re trying to get all romantic with a hot babe. It’s a little known affliction that effects 0.001% of the population and the consequences are devastating.
Everyone's favourite internet shoot-em-up geek's back & playing around with his new weapon of choice: Claymores! Freddie Wong is having more fun than a bull in a China shop making mincmeat out of the enemy. Death is dish best served messy!
Girls just wanna have fun, but mostly they want to get drunk and dance on tables. Then lose their balance and fall on their fat asses. Just an observation, don't quote me on that, but i think you know what i mean!?
Stewie Griffin dreams of world domination, diapers never held a man back from rising to the top. Gordon Gekko won't either, in a world that values high-risk greed over low-yield ethics. it's a winner-takes-all contest that neither can afford to lose.
You might want to try this on a woman if she confronts you about looking at her chest. Instead of just accepting that you're a perv reel off an explanation that involves evolution to explain why you're looking at her breasts. Good luck.