Carmen is just like a fine bottle of wine, she just keeps getting better and better with age! Things like that deserve respect and need to be handled with care - Saying that, i would love to pop her cork and sample her fine juices :)
I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't on the top of my list - so wannabe Enrique here is either very confused or really does have a deep-fathomed psychological noodle fetish yearning !!
Just imagine, no, go on, really put some effort into this little fantasy...Just imagine if you came home one day and this personification of pertness & perfection was waiting in your bedroom! One thing i can guarantee is you wouldn't be here reading this!
The only thing that can make this guy smooth with the ladies is a swift couple of jars, but unfortunate this one tunes into a FailAle, unlucky my friend!
If you never do anything else in your life, your life will still be successful because of this amazing game map - Finally a chance to frag Homer and his family - The attention to detail is simply AWESOME !
It's like Kool-Aid but for bi-curious geriatric old gentlemen. Tired of playing draughts with you mates? Would you rather pop your dentures out get naked and make a big mess, funtime? Just one jug of Lemon Party will get you in the spirit!
Your mother joining Facebook is definitely NOT a good thing, but there is one excellent get-out clause if she ever tries to add you "IGNORE". Just remember, your parents are there to make your life hell!!!
If you are think plain old Google Earth is cool you will flip out when you see 'Holographic Google Earth' - Now you can navigate in this program without a mouse and zoom in with awesome detail - I can't wait to watch pr0n in this baby - WOW !