If you've got a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them - maybe you can hire The Super Dwarves ! Size sure matters when you've got to whoop some ass - and these guys are hard enough to take em all !!
I thought hot girls went to the beach just to parade their hot bodies and make dudes sweat them. Not this hottie she has come to catch herself some dinner.
This girl must be a ninja, only someone with the expert training of one of the Orders of the Seven Clans could perform such a neat trick and come back with a fish in her mouth. Or she could be a seal in disguise with a drill up its butt.
Cute chick comes home early and catches her room mate fapping to something on his laptop - When she sits down next to him and asks what he is doing she sees what's on his screen - Prepare to be disgusted - OMG !
When i buy my mustang if my son even picks up the keys he will be dicing with death because if he even thinks about driving it i will kill him - This kid is gonna be grounded for LIFE!!
'So why the hell do i want to watch a video about a stupid chicken on a dance floor?', i can hear you all asking - Trust me, you will regret it forever if you don't see the amazing powers of the Techno Chicken - WTF?