Sometimes the beast laid plans go to waste! Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")
If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind.
This speech was given at a wedding reception where 300 people were in attendance. The bride and groom are both attorneys. And he is right on the edge of needing to find some legal advice, brilliant.
Let this be a lesson to all, the next time you decide to throw caution to the wind and ignore the 'No Glove No Love' rule, you could wind up like this young couple, going for a ride that's much wilder than you bargained for
As equality between men and women has finally reached a balance, think of the effects it will have on the new breed of females - they will be SO similar to guys that the future for mankind could be very disturbing - WTF?
In the music business there's never any real peace and harmony behind the scenes - it's claws out diva bitchin all the way from Elvis wannabes and pro street buskers alike !! Whatever - just keep 'em power ballards coming !
All that talk about how wrestling’s a fake sport, well here’s the evidence to prove you wrong. Just watch what and then tell me that it’s all a set up. How could something like this happen if they were all just acting, huh?
Prepare to witness 'awesome' in a way that makes your brain think 'is this even real?'. A talented gymnast performs a series of special moves on a tumble track. How the hell he achieves this is beyond me!
Let this be an inspiration to you all. Never let little things like lack of possessions, clothing, or hygiene hold you back in life. All you need is a positive attitude like this dude and the world is your lobster. Honest.
Whatever sick, degenerate disease that’s afflicted Jersey Shore has somehow become airborne and is now spreading at a rapid rate. So be careful out there, because one day you’ll turn into one of these. The horror.