If you think you have been wrongly given a speeding ticket and the cop has parked behind you then dont hesitate to reverse over the cop and his car, you'll be let of free after that.
It's the year 2010 and fun is to be had in outer space! All the girls on earth have been destroyed by robots leaving two intergalactic travelers no choice but to masturbate! The future is here...
You have to feel sorry for these dogs, because their stupid owner has dressed them up as Darth Vader and Princess Leia, and he thinks its great. Obviously the dogs are cooler than their owner and are suitably unimpressed. LOL
Starting a new job can be a little scary sometimes, but once you've made your first friend in the office that normally eases the tension. But not in this case, it definitely made the situation worst!
A protest against protests - Michael Moore tries to find out what all the fuss is about with the Westboro Baptist Church and brings a few friends along to try and discover what all the fuss is about - BRILLIANT !
Are things too complicated with your girlfriend ?! Ever wish she was as simple as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed) ?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians ?!
Super Hot Delilah is inviting you into her bed, if you need more than one invitation before you take that offer I've got some bad news for you fella.. Major Babe!!