When you are a 14 year old kid your mom and dad suddenly turn into the parents from hell as they tell anyone who will listen about your new found hobby - OMG !
The mystery of the bizarre, spaced-out webcam girl is over β and it was all about Afterworld β a grim place where 99% of Earthβs population has vanished and technology rendered useless!
If you've never heard a song from comedian Stephen Lynch before i suggest you give it a listen - He is f#cking hilarious! - Who else could come up with lyrics like "My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn."
China has come up with a superb new sport that will pack them into the stadiums and have people glued to their TV's - And it looks as if they have groomed a gold medal winner in this cheeky Chineese chick - This is definitely my NEW fave sport :)
Mental note: Next time you find a deadly wounded animal, do not nurse it back to health so that it can perform a double act that entails putting your head in it's mouth.....OMFG!!!
When you put as much effort into killing poor defenseless critters as this chick it's always good to have a bit of lie down afterwards - It puts a whole new meaning to 'i'd hit it !' - WOW !!!