Now this a sport i could really see myself becomming a fan of - Every time a cute chick gets hit by a ball she has to remove an item of clothing - Somehow i don't see this being an event at the next Olympics :(
Alone, these two toys are just innocent playthings that children can while away the hours enjoying, being instantly recognisable figures of fun. But, together, they transform into a debauched pair of wrongness.
The theme here? Fun. And lots of it. With Creme. And half naked men and women. Ok, so the women look better than the men. But, yeah, fun is the theme. You don’t like whipped creme? No bikini clad ladies for you then my friend!
What makes a great male pr0n star? It's one of those questions that all red-blooded males have thought to themselves at one time or another - And the answer is SIMPLE! - All you need to make it is a cool 70's moustache - It's that easy!
Talk about busting a nut, this can be nothing else but incredibly painful. Railsliding on a skateboard, fine, but railsliding using your family jewels, why would you? And to leap onto it like he does, thank God he can no longer procreate.
The life of a Republican can be tough, especially when it comes to trying to get your wife to have sex with you. Try not too lol to hard at the video of him telling the court this. A promising stand-up career awaits.
This guy is having a really bad day. Gets in a fight with his girlfriend, grabs her gun, blows off some really important stuff, and now the cops are pressing charges against him for unlawful discharge of a weapon. What a ball-ache!
You could win a once in a lifetime opportunity to meet with the Chelsea football team, have a training session with the coaches, then a night at Stamford bridge and a tour of the ground - how about that ?
Dad warning! You are NOT the carefree teenager you used to be, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself you are - Is it any surprise the chair got fed up with the demands this fat parent was placing on it and just quit?
Dufus here needed to make a quick stop at the button bank, for his sake I hope he had a hefty balance to draw from, after this he'll be needing it. Proof that money is the root of all FAIL! (or is that evil, i forget!?)